Due to the recent batch of disappointing applicants over the past week or so I thought about publishing a formal policy of what I expect from applicants, what I absolutely do not want to see, etc.

Then I realized the absurdity of it.  I mean how freakin’ hard can “HOT SEXY FEMALES AGES 18 TO 25″ be to comprehend.  It seems like nobody knows what hot means…or what sexy means…or what “18 to 25 yrs old” means.  Thankfully everybody gets the “female” part at least…except for the people who have their boyfriends call me and ask stupid questions but thats a topic for another day.

“HOT” does not mean just kind of okay lookin’.  Hot means you turn some heads…and not at 3 o’clock in the morning…round the clock.  Do you have to be hot to work in “the biz”?  Well no.  You ought to see some of the unsightly sagging lumps that some are trying to pass off for an ass over on Craigslist, Backpage, or Escorts.com these days.  Those people are trying to work, but not making it.  That’s why they are on sale every freakin’ day.  We don’t go “ON SALE” so you just don’t get picked by the gentlemen who call if you aren’t hot.  Its happened every time I’ve tried to work with someone who isn’t hot.  The gentlemen want hot, so you have to be hot…or you can be on-sale on one of these classified ad sites…or you can pick another career.  I hear there are lots of nursing and truckdriving jobs open. 

Now lets talk about SEXY!  Do you enjoy the attention you get from being HOT?  If not, then what the hell is wrong with you?  Must be one of those “men are dogs” kind of women.  That’s not sexy you know…at least not to men…and since all our clients are male….????  You do see why you can’t hate men, right?  If you really do hate men, some of the local cliques of “dependent escorts” will welcome you into their little groups.  You’ve got to be willing to get down there and give the ugliest girl of the lot some sugar though.  Hopefully, you like the attention from men.  Its a better life with less misery for you that way.

“18 To 25 Years Old” – Geesh.  How hard is this one?  So can we at least stop with the grandmother’s trying to be escorts?

HOT SEXY FEMALES 18 to 25 yrs OLD pretty much sums it up…and its for good reason.

If you aren’t both hot and sexy I just can’t get the gentlemen interested.  If you are too old you have the sour attitude that so many who make a career of this get.  Plus, some of that hotness and even a little sexiness is starting to go away by then.  See, you can make some good money being an escort but it only works if you are a HOT SEXY FEMALE 18 TO 25 YRS OLD.  Get it!  Okay, up to 29 yrs old can work… but you have got to be extra sexy and hot to pull that off.